killyfromblame:

vilecrocodile:

killyfromblame:

criptochecca:

1+ month and hasbara propagandists still think that there aren’t arab speakers on twitter

i’m crying those are literally the days of the week fjdklfjdafakdjsf;asjkf

the dastardly monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday brothers

RED ALERT THE AL-MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY BRIGADES ARE CAMPED OUT IN THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL!!!!!!!

radiofreederry:

slursmakemehorny:

slursmakemehorny:

I don’t think anyone appreciates how funny Pope Franics actually is. Imagine being elected to the head of an over the top bad guy organization that would make you the final boss of a jrpg, and you spend your entire time there sitting around and saying things like “maybe we should reconsider our ‘people dying is good’ policy. I’m not saying we should reverse the 'people dying is good’ policy, it’s been our policy for thousands of years after all, but maybe we should, oh I don’t know. Reconsider it.” And every time you do so it causes half of a major world religion to get so pissed off that it almost causes a religious schism

In light of his recent decision, I’d like to let all the tradcaths know this: your entire religion is based around the idea that this guy is god’s main man on earth. If you disagree with the pope, that makes you a protestant lol

buryymeinblack:

THis news is better than gay sex

raylangivins:

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

thats-what-sidhe-said:

moths-in-hats:

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, “Yes, I am Goncharov.”

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, “Of course, we’re in love; that’s why I tried to shoot you.”]

Well. There is a trailer.

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

“look at the point we’ve reached as a society” [screenshot of one tweet]

lesbianspeedy:

the best movie genre is heists where everything goes slightly wrong but in the last 10 minutes they show in flashbacks that actually everything was planned and they meant to break every bone in their body then go to prison or whatever

strawberry-crocodile:

*sighs wistfully* back in the day they didn’t let you make a cartoon without including at least one goth chick. it was black lipstick as far as the eye could see. we didn’t know how good we had it.

novah-the-booi:

cheddar-baby:

Him: you better not be nefarious when i get there

Me: …